So
who is the Jim Jawn? Well Jim Jawn is my internet alias. I've been using
if for a while, so you'll see it around in different places on the 'net.
Basically, "jimjawn" is a synonym for "chumpy chump".
People who don't live in illadelph
would probably be more familiar with "whatchamacallit". Anyways,
I'm remaining anonymous because some people a friggin crazy and I don't
want to wear a mask and stuff.
Weight: 216lbs (pre Oafwhich weight)
Record: 10 - 2 with 4 KO's
Height: 5' 10"
Reach: 54" (maybe a little higher if I'm reaching
for cereal or a social)
Zodiac Sign: Sagitarius
Chinese Zodiac Year: I'm a horse. BAAM!
My Idea of the Perfect Date: Well first we'd stop at
your mom's house for apple pie and some coffee. We'd giggle and I'd
playfully hit on your mother. It would be so much fun! Then we'd listen
to old timey' honky tonk in 93' ford escort station wagon as we drove
to movies to see "Three Men and a Little Lady" (Steve
Gutenberg is the Best!). Then I would get awkward and wouldn't talk
to you for the rest of night. Then I would feel dumb for being awkward
and you wouldn't call me back and I would be sad. I would eat to make
me happy again.
Now that we've got that cleared up, I'm a sagitarius so that means
I don't believe in the Zodiac, which is smart because the Zodiac is
dumb. I used to live in Philly
before I joined the Peace
Corps, and being a citizen of the U.S.'s phattest city, I felt like
I had to do the right thing and eat my face off. Some of my favorite
philly fares are:
-
The
Philadelphia Cheesesteak: This flaming beef monstrosity is slathered
with whiz and if you don't let the grease drip off, has about 2,000,000
calories. There good though. Look how happy this
guy is... Good places to get steaks are Pat's and Geno's. Pat's
is a hole, but they invented it. Geno's is known for "quality
and cleanliness." Actually any grease shop in Philly makes a
good steak. Eat them. They're good.
- The
Oafwhich: Sorry, i don't have any pictures of this sandwhich, but
you can order it here.
Its fried chicken filet with mayonaise, tomatoes, bacon, melted mozzarella,
garlic and spinach. Its not on the menu so you have to order it by name.
If you're in Philly or Going to Drexel
and you're single and hate dishes. You will eat these often.
- Taco Lou's:
Had one last night (10.31.03) after happy hour. Only place you can get
a taco at like 3:00 in the morning...
Well that's enough about food. I'm a big Philly Sports phan. Particuarly
the Eagles and the Phillies. I love going to Philly Games. You can see
some pics from one of the last games that I went to here.
I guess I also do work sometimes. I used to work at a place called Foremost
Medical Systems where I was the sys admin. It was alright I guess because
I got money to work there. Anyways, its not as cool as joining the Peace
Corps and really didn't impress chicks at all, so I quit.
I like to program, play
chess, and b.s. Actually, I'd much rather talk about doing work
than actually do work, but occassionaly, I have moments of brilliance,
well at least I'd like to think so anyway. Well I guess that concludes
the my tour. Email
me if you'd like to find out more.
